hotclog:

i hit rock bottom like every 5 hours

(via eyesup-heelsdown)

i don’t even chase my liquor dude i’m certainly not gonna chase u

(Source: virtualkiera, via hellhounds-and-devil-dogs)

  • voice over: chef ramsey offered the chefs some words of encouragement
  • gordon ramsey: you're cooking like fucking idiots

jaredpadasdfghjkl:

a supernatural episode where dean and sam catch a glimpse of gordon ramsey but think it’s balthazar so they follow and grab him and the next 20 minutes of the show is just gordon calling dean and sam a pair of fucking moronic dipshits while the brothers stand there like 

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gifretrievalunit:

Gordon Ramsey Gifs

starvingfartist:

so im watching kitchen nightmares and this guy sweat so bad that Ramsey ran to a store in the middle of service and bought him two sticks of deodorant 

  • Gordon Ramsey to adults: YOU SHIT EATING HORSE COCKS, ILL SHOVE THIS ROAST SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE VOMITING BROTH FOR WEEKS
  • Gordon Ramsey to kids: Hello my little lovelies you're all so wonderful and adorable don't worry little ones everything's okay

hoistedcolors:

Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor

"get in the fucking tardis GOD"

"this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” 

doctor, where are we?

"in the shit." 

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liamjr24:

Just punch her Gordon.

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